11/05/2010

President Obama's Faults

The home foreclosure crisis is President Obama's fault.

The drug war in Mexico is President Obama's fault.

The fallout from the Great Recession is President Obama's fault.

The next tsunami to hit Asia is President Obama's fault.

Washington gridlock is President Obama's fault.

The fact that I'm still single is President Obama's fault.

The billions spent to wage war in two Middle Eastern countries is President Obama's fault.

The terrible record of the Dallas Cowboys is President Obama's fault.

The polarization of America is President Obama's fault.

High unemployment is President Obama's fault.

Brett Favre sexting is President Obama's fault.

The rise of Tea Party witches is President Obama's fault.

All bad weather this winter is President Obama's fault.

The decline of America is President Obama's fault.

The record number of threats to the life of the first black leader of the United States is President Obama's fault.

The fact that you won't get everything you want for Christmas is President Obama's fault.

The fact that one in five Americans believe Obama is a Kenyan born Muslim is President Obama's fault.

Steve Carell leaving the Office is President Obama's fault.

Life is President Obama's fault.