12/31/2010
Best Doggone Blocks of 2010
Grumpy Old Dogs: Story of two old dogs who've been wrestling buds since puppyhood.
A Whole Lotta Pettin' Going On: Do you believe in talking dogs whose words can be translated onto an internet blog for Pet the Dog Week at Randy Boyd's Blocks?
Hip Loves Walt Loves the Bearcat: Canine host of Pet the Dog Week barks about his literary debut in author's fourth novel.
The Bitch with Cancer in Her Throat: Heart-wrenching tale of the courageous dog who almost won the starring role in When In Doubt, Pet the Dog.
Dog Over Troubled Waters: Lighthearted story of a new dog owner's misguided attempts to introduced his new puppy to water.
Dog Years: Author copes with his dog's aging by discrediting humans' miscalculation of a dog's age.
And the winner is ... every block labeled When In Doubt, Pet the Dog, now and forever at Randy Boyd's Blocks!
12/30/2010
Food Services Is Closed for the Night
I guess I can't blame my twelve-year-old golden mutt. Aren't all dogs beggars?
Some historians theorize it was young wolf cubs begging around early man's campfires that led to the creation of man's best friend.
Still, you'd think two squares a day, plus treats, would be enough for my best friend.
"Some days, I feel like a treat machine."
Did I mention the chicken breast treat he gets each and every time we come in the house after he's done his business? Or something good?
Some days, I feel like a treat machine, or a dorm cafeteria worker, which has to explain the phrase I came up with to give myself a respite from my dog's begging.
I say it as I'm tidying up the kitchen before going to bed. Naturally, Boomer joins me with that hungry face that says, pretty please?
That's when I look directly into those big, brown eyes and utter the one thing that puts an end to the begging:
"Food services is closed for the night."
At which point Boomer lowers his head in resignation, exits the kitchen and goes to sleep. At which point I exhale with relief to know the stalking, excuse me, begging, is over, at least for another day.
12/29/2010
Best of Trikke Randy in 2010
So You Think You Can Trikke: Sound advice for those shopping for a Trikke and wondering, Dealer or No Dealer?
Big Boys, Big Toys: Celebration of big guys and the big Trikkes they love to ride.
Scariest Halloween Trikke Ride Ever: Thriller about a trikker's worst enemy: rain.
Thankful for My Trikke: Joyous ruminations on the reasons for loving Trikke.
Trikkers Love Trikking in Long Beach: Ride report wrap-up of the first-ever, organized Trikke ride in Long Beach, California.
10 Things I Learned While Trikking: Whimsical observations made while Trikking.
And the winner is ... every block labeled Trikke Randy, now and forever at Randy Boyd's Blocks.
12/28/2010
eBook it!
Both novels were Lambda Literary Award Finalists. Now both novels can be downloaded and read on digital devices, including your PC, Mac, iPhone, iPod Touch, iPad, Blackberry or nook.
Your on-the-go, digital reading options just got better with the Bridge Across the Ocean and the Devil Inside, now available as ebooks!
12/27/2010
Best Obama Blocks of 2010
Party Like It's 1947: Just when you thought it was safe to walk into a integrated restaurant, racism rears its ugly, ignorant head again.
Black People: Your President Needs You!: Reminder to the black folk of America: you would not be better off with a white president of either party.
The Secret to Obama's Success: How does this man keep defying odds and getting things done? Obama's got a secret.
We Are the Kennedy Babies: Ode to the newborn babies born during the 1,000 days of the Kennedy Administration.
President Obama's Faults: Compliation of all for which the first black president is to blame. And then some.
And the winner is ... every block labeled the Obama Files, now and forever at Randy Boyd's Blocks.
12/24/2010
How To Make Santa Claus Work for You
It's a lesson learned by one Bear Coleman in Walt Loves the Bearcat, a story of love, football and some very potent daydreams. Roll clip!
“Think back to something you asked Santa Claus for,” said B.O. “Doesn’t matter if it was the real Santa or your parents--whoever it was that made your Christmas dreams come true. Go back to when you believed a Santa existed in your life, and you asked that Santa for something, something you were full of passion over, something you just had to have, or life as you knew it would cease to exist.”
“At this age, I have a definite answer for that,” said Bear. “But as a kid--I don’t remember him being so attached to any one boy--I mean toy.”
“Either one,” said B.O.
“I did ask for a microscope one time, but I don’t remember it being a big deal,” said Bear. “In fact, I really never played with it. How do you play with a microscope? I guess I never asked Santa for much.”
“I’ll give you my point for free anyway,” sighed B.O. “Most kids get passionate over something they want for Christmas. When they do, the quest begins. They know exactly what they want, the color, the size, the accessories, where to get it, everything crucial to their dream. They make sure Santa knows all those details, too. Kids don’t take chances. They know how to be very specific about their dreams, because before the world tells them otherwise, kids believe in asking for exactly what they want, then giving Santa and the world a shot at making those dreams come true.”
“What if Santa can’t afford it?” asked Bear. “Or it’s not available in the right color? Or outta stock because all the other boys and girls want him—it?”
“You really don’t have a lot of practice at this, do you?” said B.O.
“If you mean believing a white man from the North Pole is gonna make all my dreams come true, that would be a definite ... negative,” said Bear.
“Kids leave the details to Santa and Santa’s helpers, because kids understand their miracles don’t happen by themselves,” said B.O. “It takes helpers they see and don’t see, and helpers they know and don’t know. This whole Santa thing—it ain’t just a marketing gimmick, after all.”
“It ain’t?” asked Bear.
“Everything around you is here to remind you that your dreams can come true,” said B.O.
“The Green Bay Packers,” said Bear. “I fell in love with the Green Bay Packers and I wanted a Green Bay everything, t-shirt, ski cap, poster, rain jacket, bobble head. But most of all, I wanted a Green Bay Packers lettermen jacket.”
“I can tell by your glow, even in this cave, Santa delivered,” said B.O.
“She sure did,” said Bear. “Mama Rent called all over town and finally found a mall a million miles away that had one in my size. We both broke down and cried.”
“Would never have happened, if you hadn’t believed in Santa,” said B.O.
“So what--you’re my new Santa?” asked Bear.
“And if I was?” asked B.O. ...
- To see if Bear gets his wish, read Walt Loves the Bearcat. And remember, next time a Santa comes into your life, be sure to ask for exactly what you want, and for goodness sake, be specific!
12/23/2010
Yo, Homos, Happy Now?
Fact: The Obama Administration doesn't rush to judgment about troop deployment, let alone gay issues. The Man is a thinker before he's a doer. The president is a coalition builder and a diplomat. Do you tell Michael Jordan when to shoot? Do you tell James Bond when to spring into action?
Relax, LGBT people of America. Let the President deal with the deep shit he inherited before he gets to the fags.
Ryan Phillippe on Playing Gay
12/22/2010
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12/21/2010
Best Blocks for the Brain in 2010
We Interrupt this Interruption!: Theory that posits cell phones and voice mails are interrupting our enjoyment of life.
We Are the Kennedy Babies: Ode to the littlest of Americans too young to remember Camelot but affected by it just the same.
The Sins of Big Government: Reminder about what you get for all those tax dollars you pay to live in a civilized society.
New American Dictionary for Angry White People: What Republicans and Tea Partiers really mean when they evoke the red, white and blue.
Un-American Acts in America: A Brief History: Reflections on what makes America so un-American, in some people's eyes.
Cigarettes: the Real Gateway Drug: Ever notice how most of the criminals on Cops smoke?
What Makes Being a Fag Worthwhile: The truth about why life gets better after the young and the faggy grow up to be adult homosexuals.
I Love the O-Os!: A fond look back at the decade that gave us camera phones, myspace, youtube and the iPod.
Two Best Books on Religion: In praise of two controversial works that claim the gods are wearing no clothes.
AIDS and Common Sense: A smart person's guide to thinking about HIV/AIDS.
And the winner is ... every block labeled Sapien Homo, now and forever at Randy Boyd's Blocks!
12/20/2010
I Kissed a Guy
So what’s next on the Gay Agenda?
The official next cause de célèbre won’t be decided until the Big Gay Convention, scheduled for 2012 in Oslo, Norway. Kidding! It doesn't take a vote to imagine the next closet door opening up: pro sports.
"Now, the concept of the gay soldier is real."
The cultural signposts are obvious: “guy on guy” is steadfastly becoming what “girl on girl” has become over the last 15 years: an acceptable source of eroticism in the media.
Macho actors play gay lovers on the big screen. Handsome male celebrities joke about doing other handsome male celebrities.
Two men kissing is an increasingly popular act on TV and in the movies. Pro athletes are coming out as gay-friendly.
Can the male equivilent of the hit song “I Kiss a Girl” be far behind?
Forty years ago, America was shocked when athletes started grooming themselves and hawking beauty products. Thirty years ago, America pushed back by saying, "Real men don’t eat quiche."
Twenty years ago, lesbians weren't part of our Basic Instincts. Ten years ago, men didn’t have bromances.
Now, the concept of the gay soldier is real.
I kissed a guy. Now, I can hardly wait for the first openly gay president.
12/19/2010
One Pissant Little Photo
Thanks to the Internet, Marcus discovers the former quarterback’s whereabouts.
Thanks to a shot of tequila, Marcus dials the former quarterback’s number.
Thanks to a curious twist of fate, the former quarterback answers the phone with: “Marcus, when you coming home?”
How big a deal can one pissant little photo turn out to be?
Big enough to take you on a cool and dreamy trip through the galaxies to bear witness to the birth of a whole new super universe and worldwide generation of celestial bodies that will rock the web of the world as we know it. Huh?
Your ticket is your imagination.
Walt Loves the Bearcat
by Randy Boyd
From the Sugar Bowl to the Super Bowl, a story of love, football and some very potent daydreams.
A Lambda Literary Award Finalist for Best Romance
Available wherever books are sold
12/18/2010
12/17/2010
Best Blocks about Surviving HIV/AIDS
How To Survive Being HIV-Positive in an HIV-Negative World: Survival tools for poz people from a black man living with HIV for 25 years.
Dear Ryan White, Wish You Were Here: Letter to the teenager who was hated, then loved, then died in 1990 as the worldwide face of AIDS.
Where Were You on AIDS Night In America?: Nostalgic look at the day Rock Hudson's AIDS announcement shocked the world, and how history is repeating itself 25 years later.
How I Became HIV-Positive: Black college graduate learns he's HIV-positive by looking at TV coverage of Rock Hudson's AIDS announcement in 1985.
This Day in History: Boy Meets AIDS: Black author's reflections of the turning point in America and his own life during the 1980s AIDS crisis.
23 Years Old and HIV-Positive in 2010: Poignant comparison between the HIV-positive young of today and yesteryear.
Three Core Beliefs for a Happy Life with HIV: Poz vet reveals three beliefs that have aided him while surviving AIDS.
Proud of Being Alive: A better way of thinking about yourself if you happen to be living with HIV/AIDS.
A New Way of Looking at a-i-d-s: Visual art that imagines ways to de-capitalize our collective fear of the AIDS virus.
Dear Magic Johnson, Thanks for Saving My Life: Former college cheerleader expresses gratitude for the basketball legend's contribution to the AIDS epidemic.
And the winner is ... every block labeled HIV-P.O.V., now and forever at Randy Boyd's Blocks!
12/16/2010
Voice Mail Madness
How much collective time would the world save without having to wait for this message.
Save yourself and everyone who calls you the pain and misery of voice mail madness.
How? To find out how to terminate the automated voice, click here!
12/14/2010
Best Jock Blocks of 2010
Black Teen's Tough Choice: Play Sports or Be a Fag: Story of young black Hoosier playing hoops and coming of age in Indiana in the late 1970s.
College Basketball Players: Lighten Up on Your Gay Teammates: Reality check for the generation of college athletes who came of age in post-Will and Grace America.
What Makes an Athlete Straight or Gay?: Reality check for anyone who still believes men don't lie about their sexual habits.
Every Boy, Sweet Dream: Wistful dream of a day when all boys are created equal.
When I Played Basketball: Black gay author's ruminations on a life in and out of basketball.
And the winner is ... every block labeled Jockin': Homos in Sports, now and forever at Randy Boyd's Blocks.
12/11/2010
Gay Guys in the Locker Room?
First it was just space in space.
Then a planet stood in that space.
Then people stood on that planet in that space.
Then people dreamed of uses for that space.
Boom. Creation.
The locker room is born.
The locker room is still first and foremost an empty space.
Humanity brings everything else into that space, from the dreams to the wood to the showers to the plumbing to the slogans on the wall, to the love, hate, smiles, laughter, fear, understanding, misunderstanding, heart, mind, spirit ... what’s inside your soul, at the core.
Remember your core? Feel your core?
Can anyone change your core?
Can you change anyone else’s core?
Can you change how you feel about anyone else’s core?
The locker room is just an empty space.
Your choice what you bring to that space.
As the quarterback and leader of this team, I, Walter Yeager, am bringing into the locker room a winning attitude, so I can get another ring, because when my career is over, people aren’t going to ask me about the locker room.
People are gonna wanna know about these! (flashes rings) ... You can be a player who has some of these! (flashes rings) ... Or ... you can be a player who talks about how you didn’t want to be naked in a room of a hundred men, all because one of them chose to be honest about who he loves back at home.
Your choice, always and forever. This much is true.
by Randy Boyd
A Lambda Literary Award Finalist for Best Romance
Available wherever books are sold
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12/10/2010
When Men Do Grapefruits
What truth? Find out in the Grapefruit Theory, or What Men Really Do, now and forever at Randy Boyd's Blocks.
12/09/2010
Showering with Gay Guys
"Whether you know about it or not, whether they tell you about it or not, whether or not you accept it, whether or not it's you personally, you have already stripped naked, stood naked, scratched naked and showered naked in front of men who have sex with men."
12/06/2010
My Psychotic Little Pulp eBook
12/05/2010
Happy and Carefree
Introducing me, happy and carefree.
12/03/2010
Best Blocks of 2010
And the winner is ... a tie ... between every single block, now and forever at Randy Boyd's Blocks!
12/01/2010
World AIDS Daydreaming 2010
Twenty-five years after Rock Hudson shocked the world, countless young men and women America are being infected with the virus daily. Find out three things you can do if you're asking yourself the question: What If I'm Young, Gay and Poz?
Would you use the term "disease-free" in front of Ryan White, were alive today? Who's Ryan White and why do I wish he were here? Find out in Dear Ryan White, Wish You Were Here
Magic Johnson is my hero, not for what he's done on the court, but for what he's done to help anyone infected with and affected by HIV/AIDS. Upon meeting the Lakers legend, I had one thing to say: Dear Magic Johnson, Thanks for Saving My Life
See life from my point of view all year long in the blocks labeled HIV-P.O.V., now and forever at Randy Boyd's Blocks.